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Oh my gosh, Who moved my CHEESE? Thanks so much CHEESY!!!! Wow, you are awesome! I was starting to think I was never going to get this thing figured out. But once I read your post I literally felt like doing, "I'll be the fat chick no more" dance around my living room (or as skinny girls like to call it "aerobics".) HA

But as soon as I jumped up to groove, I realized why I gained weight in the first place. Um.....cuz my back HURTS ALL THE TIME - -therefore I can not dance, run, elliptical - -or jump on anything nearly resembling the sort of
machine(s)that used to make me work up a sweat before this ever so lovely back pain began. (well most of those "machines" anyway). JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!

O.K. sorry. Really, that was a joke but probably in bad taste huh? It is the first thing that came to my mind. That's my problem here, I always write the first things that come to my mind. You know I really should watch it ya know. I mean why break any of my "normal" patterns that have been continually occurring since birth. You know the proverbial story of my life.......I can just see it now, after all of these months searching for the fenfluramine I FINALLY get it safe and sound into my kitchen cupboard. Yep, now theres nothin' standing in between me and the very random looking, nondescript, rather small, bright yellow, round, PILLS! Um, exact for the poison that could be packed into them. Yes indeed. Either they will be miracle workers and after one day of taking them, 40 pounds will magically melt off while I sleep, or I will get severe stomach cramps, and large welts that go away in a day. Or the worst case scenario possible. A little creepy guy in Honk Kong overheard his parents saying "We can sell anything to those Yankees, as long as it looks like good deal to them and a bad deal to us" So he took all the medicine out of his parents cabinet and somehow smooshed them into the best darn looking "bright yellow pills" that Americans think are diet pills. Then he finds someone in the mid-west that is stupid enough to believe they will cause weight loss, sells them to that person and mails them out, all while he is learning his 3rd foreign language, and is taking violin, piano, flute and guitar lessons, and has already excelled at 3 or 4 sports well enough that he is now training for the junior Olympics.

So there you have it. Either I get really skinny, or a mild tummy ache and rash, or.... I DIE. OH WELL

Yes but now that I made my crude remark about the sweat induced machines I may or may not use, I probably will not get back on here and will lose every chance I had to finally find out if they are safe.

Yep, I finally find someone cool enough to give me the email addy of a chemist. Yes, - -a CHEMIST who would be willing to test the chemical make up of the pill but just as I am about to copy that email address down, I suddenly get banned from DB for insulting someone. Yep, so goes the story of my life!

Hmmm, so should I take that last part out? eh, no forget it. I will just take my chances. You know DB admin's I really am just kidding with ya!

Cheese, I am comin' to ya, thanks a lot and I'll type to ya soon.

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Flea