This is a serious matter, I sent her a bunch of money for all of the stool softener and I think I got ripped off because they didn't do a thing.
I started with just 2 stool softeners.
After about 2 hours, nothing.
So, I took 3 more.
Next morning, nothing.
Long story short, by the end of the week, the 5 bottles of stool softener, each bottle of 60 pills, were gone and they didn't do squat for me.
Maybe I am doing it incorrectly.
The first thirty weren't a problem.
AFter that it got much more difficult and MUCH more embarrassing.
I was in the mall with 3000 other strangers and I dropped my kids sippy cup.
Well, needless to say when I bent over, aLL 60 pills shot out of my butthole and through my pants like an M-16 on automatic.
I was mortified.
I quickly ran to the malls VERY public restroom went into a stall and dropped my pants.
I was in that stall for 45 minutes!
And in that time I was only able to stick 30 more tablets up my butthole.
My question, how far do I need to push the stool softeners up my rectum for them to work?
In return for someones taking the time to answer my question, I discovered a little secret.
If I wear my pants in the low riding, hip hugger style like the kids, my belt actually helps squeeze my butt cheeks together.
AS of this writing I have been successful in inserting and KEEPING over 70 of those little buggers up the canyon.
However, still no poopies.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Both of my parents passed away in the last 3 years.
They didn't leave any stool softeners behind but I did find some bottles of FLEET which I know to be an enema.
No luck with FLEET either, I must have drank a half dozen of those little squeezy bottles and, you guessed it, nothing.
Fioricet 40 mg (generic) - 30 Tablets $35 - 90 Tablets $45.00 *** Fioricet 40 mg (brand) - 30 Tablets $65 - 90 Tablets $125.00
Soma (generic) 350 mg - 30 Tablets $16 - 90 Tablets $50 *** Soma (Watson brand) 350 mg - 30 Tablets $20.00 - 90 Tablets $55.00
Tramadol 50 mg - 30 Tablets $25.00 - 90 Tablets $45.00 *** Ultram 50 mg - 30 Tablets $42.00 - 90 Tablets $130.00
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