DrugBuyers.Com: Don't bother with the Whizzinator!

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Man tries, fails new approach to drug test

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By Steve Irsay, Court TV

CAMDEN, N.J. (Court TV) Undetectable! Foolproof! Re-usable!

That is how the "Whizzinator," a prosthetic urination device for sale on the Internet, is described by its manufacturer. It was none of those things for one New Jersey man.
Adam J. Aronson, 18, was arrested last week for allegedly trying to use the device to artificially ace a mandatory drug test.
To comply with his probation for a juvenile offense, Aronson was on his way to the county probation office for the drug test when Cherry Hill police pulled him over for a routine traffic stop. The officer reportedly noticed the Whizzinator in Aronson's car, and then called his probation officer to alert him.
With his Whizzinator now allegedly strapped on, Aronson arrived at the probation office. Following standard procedure, Aronson's probation officer William Hample accompanied him to the bathroom for the drug test.
Once there, Hample asked Aronson to drop his pants, thereby revealing the Whizzinator: a prosthetic penis, syringe, heating pack and a bag of yellow fluid attached to his body with a jockstrap-like undergarment.
Aronson was arrested and charged with defrauding a drug test and possessing paraphernalia to defraud the drug test. He was released on his own recognizance form Camden County jail.
According to the product's Web site, the Whizzinator is "an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis" that is "designed to be comfortably worn as an undergarment for extended periods of time."
Dehydrated human urine is also sold separately on the site.

Oh, boy! Thought we all could use a grin!

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