fromabove
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Reged: 08/20/04
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Hi everybody, I just escaped from mars. It all happened when I was legally purchaseing my medication on-line. Then one day some men in black came to my door, about 1600 of them or maybe even more. They wanted to see my medical records & when I showed them they could not read english so then the whole sky lit up with colors never seen in the universe before. You see I live in a big town and nobody else seen all those bus loads of MIB's come to my door so I have no wittnesses. Anyhow just as the sky lit up with darkness I was at that point transported to North Korea with some kind of really long string that runs aroung the world. It looks & tastes like twizlers, but I was warned to not bite thru it or I could loose my place in the space time continum. Well needless to say I had the munchies and next thing I knew I was on mars. Let me tell you its cold there & I was in my underware, some nights it was 200 below zero & I would have to run around in circles to stay warm. This was a difficult task because the atmosphire is very thin there. After about 1 week there eating only cherry twizzlers I noticed some licorice ones as well. When I ate some of them I was instantly pulled back to earth. Now I am on the run from the sky marshals, MIB & Bigfoot DEA agents.
Just please every body this is a true story & you should be very very scared all those agents will some day get you too!!
The moral of the story is to believe what every body tells you because it is the truth & someday you may be turned into a rodent or even a maggot if you keep buying on line.
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The truth is out there...
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rockystuart
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Reged: 03/11/04
Posts: 220
Loc: San Fran Bay Area, Calif
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Fortunately the medication to send you to mars is not sold on-line. But don't visit the People's Republic of Bezerkeley.
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timetogo
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Reged: 07/07/04
Posts: 70
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I think I could tolerate the cold and the twizzlers...but, please, NO!...I just can't stand the thought of losing my place in the space time continuum...
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platinumjoe
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Reged: 10/09/04
Posts: 7
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I think you have been hitting the DMT freebase pipe too much!
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hibbs
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Reged: 08/22/03
Posts: 273
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He's been hitting something real hard for sure,and I think it's just above his shoulders!!!!!!!
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corbe
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Reged: 07/15/04
Posts: 28
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I think him and footpain found the same Gop, not grand ol party, but Galatic online pharmacy.
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oleka
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Reged: 11/15/04
Posts: 7
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I think the DEA needs to call FROMABOVE
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TexasBear
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Reged: 11/17/04
Posts: 26
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Quote:
Fortunately the medication to send you to mars is not sold on-line. But don't visit the People's Republic of Bezerkeley.
Mars is now located just east of San Francisco, right? 
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bjg212
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Reged: 07/21/04
Posts: 13
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To fromabove:
Can you share the source of your meds? I want some!
Seriously, thank you for the good laugh.
BJG
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fromabove
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Reged: 08/20/04
Posts: 219
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finally some one who gets it!
Always remember to read all those DEA posts & most importantly always panic & be very very afraid because this site is for truth and nothing can be posted here unless it is the truth. You see, I have not yet been busted by the DEA, but I have been to Mars & back on a twizzler. I think my story is just as believable as some of the others.
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dsmmcm
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Reged: 11/08/03
Posts: 381
Loc: southwest US
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Quote:
You see, I have not yet been busted by the DEA, but I have been to Mars & back on a twizzler. I think my story is just as believable as some of the others.
Hey, I agree. I have always thought you were a bit spaced out!
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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bait4719
Stranger
Reged: 10/16/04
Posts: 16
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My foil hat gets a hole now and then also. We used to just use sugar cubes back in the day.
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fromabove
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Reged: 08/20/04
Posts: 219
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ha ha ha! Your foil hat! ha ha! I bet you look like a giant hershey kiss when ever you wear it. Well, I guess I won't be calling you a kook anytime in the near future. 
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TexasBear
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Reged: 11/17/04
Posts: 26
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Oh, by the way From Above, congratulations on your narrow escape. I heard that the Martian Department of Home Planet Security was REALLY cracking down on your type leaving at all!
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ele123
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Reged: 09/20/03
Posts: 55
Loc: Southern MO
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fromabove,
that's the funniest thing I've read on hear in while!
thanks for letting me laugh away my pain
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