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Chitownlady
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Tomato story -
      #129260 - 01/15/04 01:09 PM

I thought this was so funny, I just had to share it with everyone else:

A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day while taking a stroll she came upon a neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."



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summer
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Re: Tomato story - [Re: Chitownlady]
      #129293 - 01/15/04 02:14 PM

Oh make me pee my pants, that was sooooo funny, thanks for sharing, a good laugh is what we all need everyday!!!!!!!!!
Summer

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turcica
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Re: Tomato story - [Re: summer]
      #129311 - 01/15/04 03:29 PM

Oh that was a funny one! I am printing it so my Mom can share it with her sisters when they play cards. Thanks Chi for sharing. turcica

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