msp993
Journeyman
Reged: 08/24/03
Posts: 58
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does any one know if these work i have seen them available for men and for women and was wondering if their is any evidence of them being effective for the purposes they are made????if i'm being to vague then pm me because i'm not sure if this is a suitable question or not thanks.
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potatoboy99
Permanent Fixture

Reged: 02/04/03
Posts: 1200
Loc: Deep North (East)
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Snake oil.
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2muchpain
Enthusiast
Reged: 10/07/03
Posts: 274
Loc: USA
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Don't waste your money. Be happy with what you've got! Just think - what if you had less of it? 
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joffrey
Member
Reged: 02/03/02
Posts: 114
Loc: Left Coast
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Yes, this is a delicate matter. But, in a word, no. We're all stuck with what we've got; use it wisely and well. 
Now, this is the kind of thing I wish the F.D.A. would go after -- The snake oil salespeople who make outrageous and totally false claims about the magical powers of certain herbs and supplements. Not to prohibit people from buying or using herbs, supplements, etc., some of which are beneficial, but to stop the lies. 
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I'm not a doctor; I just think I know everything.
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rich74880
Stranger
Reged: 10/20/03
Posts: 16
Loc: Oklahoma
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Geez, pain pills block all sensations; good or bad. So if you took this "snake oil", the best you could hope for would be "assault with a dead weapon"
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night_shade
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Reged: 08/26/03
Posts: 907
Loc: The State of Hockey
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Not a laughing matter at all, but Rich made me keel over in my chair with that last one! 
Seriously, if anyone has ever seen the ads for these products, whether they be pills, creams, pumps, etc. in THOSE magazines or online, it is so clearly obvious that whomever did the "graphics" did a poor job with their "rubber stamp" function in Photoshop! Basically, they just copy a section of the anatomy from the "before" photo and add it in to the middle of the "after" photo. They are all doctored.
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janey
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Reged: 01/12/03
Posts: 99
Loc: new england
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and why would a woman want an enlargement pill?........
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IMSUSCOT1
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Reged: 10/23/02
Posts: 874
Loc: usa
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As an "experienced" woman, I can tell you...what counts MOST, is a compassionate, caring man who listens at the end of the day...who doesn't throw a hissy fit when I say "HI" to an old (male) friend we run into at Costco...and who empties the dishwasher or starts dinner once in a while....all of that will go much further than any "extra" length those ads offer you...ask any woman here....when I was 23 and young and free, perhaps size mattered if I were looking for a "short" relationship....but if you want to please your woman in bed, START the day BEFORE you go to bed...women, am I right?
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junebug101
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Reged: 03/27/03
Posts: 69
Loc: NY
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In my 20's the biggest turn on was a guy who could go all night. In my 30's it's the man who is interested in my day, says I love you for no reason, and empties the dishwasher without being asked. Moral - you know you're an adult when the relationship is more important than how tall Mr. Stiffy is.
FYI guys - Larger = Ouch!

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Kid Free and Loving It!
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msp993
Journeyman
Reged: 08/24/03
Posts: 58
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hey it's me again as for "women enlargement pills" that would be for bust size and i appreciate all the side comments recieved for my original post but actually i am young and dumb and well you all know the rest anyways i've never had any problems with this particuler category except for that of finding a committed "partner" but that comes with age i guess any ways i was mainly just interested in finding out if they were scams or legitimate again thanks for all the feedback and help which i haven't gotten anything but from this site.
ALL YOU DB'ers ROCK!!!!!!!!
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Sky_Queen
Fly Girl
Reged: 12/03/02
Posts: 1962
Loc: Texas
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I totally agree with you. Just remember guys...it's not the size of the crane , it's the operator! 
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Beetlenut
Threadhead
Reged: 09/09/02
Posts: 764
Loc: Colorado
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Spanish fly.
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Beetlenut
Threadhead
Reged: 09/09/02
Posts: 764
Loc: Colorado
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Quote:
As an "experienced" woman, I can tell you...what counts MOST, is a compassionate, caring man who listens at the end of the day...who doesn't throw a hissy fit when I say "HI" to an old (male) friend we run into at Costco...and who empties the dishwasher or starts dinner once in a while....all of that will go much further than any "extra" length those ads offer you...ask any woman here....when I was 23 and young and free, perhaps size mattered if I were looking for a "short" relationship....but if you want to please your woman in bed, START the day BEFORE you go to bed...women, am I right?
RIGHT ON!
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limper
Enthusiast
Reged: 12/07/02
Posts: 219
Loc: USA
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NightShade..I like you,have to say..Rich has actually made me,while sitting here all nite in neverending pain,Yes..our man Rich has made me just now burst out in solitary Loud LAUGHTER!! Rich,thanks so much for the much needed relief!!
Now for the young lady(I think?)who started this thread,save your money PLEASE!..it is ALL a hoax..Very much like some of the OPs we are encountering here as of late..A Total Hoax! We all seem to fall for one every now and then..please take NO offense..as none was meant.
Limper
PS. Rich..Thanks again!! Too..too GOOD!!!
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limper
Enthusiast
Reged: 12/07/02
Posts: 219
Loc: USA
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Hey there Miss MSP993!
With you being young and GoodLookin' I'm sure! You have absolutely NO need for this worthless Best if kept off the board dear,as we all love you just the way you are! Save your money for fun & frivolity and maybe a few pain meds when and if you EVER get in the shape we are in. Hopefully you will never need the $$ for this Best if kept off the board either..take care of yourself early on in life..and thanks for being such a good sport..as we old cripples mean no harm..and welcome aboard from ole' Limper! Hey,come to think of it,as best as I can remember, I just LUV goodlookin' young ladies! HA! Have fun and don't sweat the "small stuff". Ya' know?..I really AM a wit now aren't I?..!! Take care MSP and let us hear from you!
Limper.."The board grouch",suddenly finding his long lost sense of humor..HA!! (if only momentarily)
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