Here's a new attempt to convince me that eBay has suspended my account (it's far from the truth and I just HAD to laugh at this one....note all the spelling errors...)

Text from bogus eBay email:

We regret to inform you that your eBay account could be suspended if you don't resolve your problems. To resolve this problems {note improper grammar} please download this attachament and login to your account in order to resolve your account problems. If your problems could not be resolved {incorrect grammar again} your account will be suspended for a period of 3-4 days, after that it will be
again operational. {Just a LITTLE redundant with the word "problems" ???...DUHHHHHH...}
Per the User Agreement, Section 9, we may immediately issue a warning, temporarily suspend, indefinitely suspend or terminate your membership and refuse to provide our services to you if we believe that
your actions may cause financial loss or legal liability for you, our users or us. We may also take these actions if we are unable to verify or authenticate any information you provide to us.
Due to the suspension of this account, {note that above it says only that they MAY suspend my account} please be advised you are prohibited from using eBay in any way. This includes the regist ering of a new account.
Please note that this suspension does not relieve you of your agreed-upon obligation to pay any fees you may owe to eBay.
Regards,
Safeharbor Department
eBay, Inc.
(followed by the eBay-like login page and the words: "You can also register or sign in using the following service"...

The following is the header info with my email address deleted for obvious reasons and none of those below are my IP address:

From Wed Mar 17 13:38:56 1999
X-Apparently-To: via 66.218.78.199; Tue, 02 Mar 2004 10:40:26 -0800
Return-Path:
Received: from 66.163.169.226 (HELO smtp106.mail.sc5.yahoo.com) (66.163.169.226) by mta440.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; Tue, 02 Mar 2004 10:40:26 -0800
Received: from unknown (HELO sf) ([email protected] with login) by smtp106.mail.sc5.yahoo.com with SMTP; 2 Mar 2004 18:40:22 -0000
Reply-to: "[email protected]"
From: "[email protected]" Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: TKO Notice: your eBay account could be suspended. Problems regarding mail.
Date: Wed, 17 Mar 1999 23:38:56 +0200
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; charset="us-ascii"
X-Priority: 3
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1106
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106
Content-Length: 3157

What a joke!