Oh, man, I will never take another Ambien in my life.

The other night I went and got a quarter pounder and some fries from McDonalds. When I got home, I took an Ambien (the first one I've ever taken).

I went into the living room and set my dinner on the coffee table. Then I picked up the T.V. guide and took a bite of my burger.

The next thing I know, my forehead is resting on my quarter pounder bun. Then I remember trying to read the T.V. guide again. The next thing that happened I woke up with my forehead in my french fries.

I AM NOT KIDDING!! I vaguely remember getting into bed and then remembering what happened the next day. It could not have been more than eight minutes between the time I took it and my forehead resting on my quarter pounder!!!!!!!!!!

Ambien and I DO NOT mix!!