Andy, you're not absorbing what people are telling you. Did you read my post or 537's? You ordered on SAT. They do not process on weekends. Your order was processed MONDAY. 2 day delivery is WED. If you are one of the lucky ones(which there are plenty of, not liars) you will get it tomorrow. Once again, follow ups site,not extremes. It will say bir until ups picks it up.My god, you have me a nervous wreck. I hope you're not married or living with anyone.Let us know if you receive tomorrow . One more word of advice,DO NOT CALL UPS!