Oh dear....this is going to carry me away like a redhaired vixen on the cover of a bodice-ripping novel. This subject sets me so aflame with passion my hair crackles past blonde into flames of conviction teased into turbulent waves of thwarted dreams of improvement, as I sink down, down, down to my knees, begging for a rescuer, with my bosom heaving and my eyes alight with hope and welcome....