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You should join our liberal club - we have married gay people having orgies while simultaneously performing partial-birth abortions on preteens who were convinced to have sex when we mischieviously got laws passed to make condoms available in schools. It's great!
That sounds AWESOME! I know some other Liberals who are trying to enact a law that will impose the death penalty on anyone who recites 'The Pledge of Allegiance,' and who are planning on dumping LSD in all the water supplies of every city in America. Perhaps we could all get together and kidnap old ladies and force them to listen to recordings of Fidel Castro and Che Guevara until they were BRAIN-WASHED. After we swap spouses, of course.
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