I don't think he will hanging out listening to what people are saying about him at the local pub, either.

But; did you hear-- no, this is true, I posted it before.

There was a guy.
In Florida.
With a gun.
In a trailer park.
Working on his Trans-Am.

Swear! I am not making this up.

He was trying to fit a bigger exhaust pipe on his car, but his drill would not pierce the metal.
So he was frustrated, and hot.
Suddenly, he had a bright idea!
He went inside his trailer, and got his Magnum. Resolving to shoot a large enough hole in the assembly of said pipe.
He put the pipe on the ground between his feet to hold it steady, lowered the gun to thigh level for better aim.
He fired. And promptly started screaming in pain, because---
the bullet not only did not pierce the pipe, it ricocheted right off and up, into his, umm, testicular area.
He was taken to the hospital, treated, and eventually released, but the doctor treating him was chastised, because when the reporters following this story asked all that he thought, he assessed the victim's condition
and then added:
"Thank God this man can no longer breed!"
Darwinism in the flesh, ladies and gentlemen.