You said it perfectly.

The only ones who ever win are the attorneys. I too received one of those class action Paypal emails. Ha!!
What a joke!!!

Years ago there was a class action lawsuit against the makers of Similac and Enfamil baby formula. Well my Mom was eligible for the class action lawsuit.

Ok, great. Guess what her total take was? $5.00. Yep, that's what they said she would get. Of course it's ten years later now and she has never actually seen the five bucks.

So as far as the paypal class action lawsuit is concerned, those of us who use paypal will simply be fodder for the attorneys to get their checks.