While the article was amusing, it would have been far more respectable had she actually known a thing or two about the drugs that she was making such light of; Percocet and Vicodin are painkillers, not anti-anxiety-help-me-lawdy-I-gotta-relax medications. If you ask me, this sort of pharmacological ignorance is exactly part of the reason the government wants to keep such tight reins on the OP industry: too many people popping pills when they have no idea what they're actually for and how their bodies will react to them.

Again - well-written article and humorous...just my opinion.