Okay, this is one I'm definitely going for. You know, I read a spoof called Queer and Loathing at the FDA last summer all written in Gonzo style about a bunch of ACT-UP groups somehow coming together and chaining themselves to federal buildings to make a point about the standstill in AIDS research and the general lack of accessability to a) foreign manufacture anti-retroviral drugs (which I think all that 90 day import of experimental or not-available in the USA mumbo-jumbo is actually about) and b) affordable access to the dozens of drugs patients advanced beyond positive status in the US *have* to take several times every day.

I'm going for a governmentally-certified kooky status, so I may never be able to worm my way in and bring them down from the inside, but I know there's gotta be plenty of people on these boards with the smarts (of course!) who don't have psychiatric paper trails who could become D(B)EA moles. . .