You have to love the people on here. They are giving you the benefit of their experience and well-considered advice.

Do you remember the movie Basic Instinct? Something about the scene where Sharon Stone says if I wanted to beat that lie detector machine, I bet it wouldn't be hard?
I am making a very valid point here, stay with me...

When anyone here goes to request their medical records, the last thing to do is have your OP on your mind at the moment.

BLANK IT OUT!!!!!!!

There are plenty of other reasons for people to request their records. I speculated a while back in another forum if there were a sudden rush of people, combined with reputable OPs that insist on records, that the med staff is not magically insulated from the WWW. Heck, we've read that many of our members are medical professionals concerned with their privacy.
The trick is, not to think of that when you are requesting what in all fairness, you have paid endless amounts of money and waited infinities past your appt. time in order to accumulate 240-600 seconds of face to face time with an overworked, subjective individual whose notes will no doubt take up three-quarters of each sheet, max.
You are not obtaining the card that will let you into a speakeasy, OK?

You are assimilating your complete records.
Just as you would your financial portfolio.
Or your childrens or pets vaccination records.

Would you stand for stalling on those two issues.
No.

If you get a 'knowing' look from the receptionist, or whoever, ignore it. Make your request, then leaf thru your Day-timer. Be courteous, but don't fawn. they are turning on their electricity every morning because they have patients, of which you are one.

If you psych yourself into seeing this as a item to be checked off on your to-do list, instead of a means to an end, you will be and seem much more casual and to the point.

Good luck to you.