Gosh, I'm SO GLAD to hear the DEA is FINALLY going after the tide of illicit sales of narcotics on the Internet. Just think how many psychopathic and dangerous white-collar criminals they're going to nab by doing this! Hallelujah, now I can safely raise my small children without the peer pressure of ordering Norco, diet drugs, and viagra off the internet!

I mean now that they have our borders secure from cocaine and cannabis smuggling, not to mention the wonderful job they did stomping out the Ecstasy and Ketamine users like they did. I mean it was no small feat!!

And remember when they completely killed the importation of all that black-tar heroin arriving in our port towns? How 'bout the tremendous sting they carried out to finally rid our cities of crack cocaine and our high schools of hallucinogenics!

Now I can finally get a good nights' sleep knowing that they finally HAVE ENOUGH FREE TIME now to go after the real criminals - pain-ridden hard working and even disabled folk lurking behind their computers night after seedy night ordering 90 hydrocodone with APAP!!!