"Vicodin Generic Solpadeine made by GSK (Paracetamol 500mg, Codeine 8mg)"...

I pay £1.38, which is equal to $2.56 (at time of posting) for 32 tablets of 'Cocodamol'; 500mg APAP/8mg Codeine sulphate at a pharmacy about ten minutes from my workplace. There is another pharmacy offering the same product for £1.85 ($3.44).

If I were to consider paying such ridiculous prices for what is essentially a product available at extremely low cost (in comparison) I'd rather gather my money into a large pile, shat all over it, then set it alight.

Should a few coins happen to roll out, I'd then head to either of the pharmacies mentioned above and purchase some of, what is essentially the exact same product, complete with trendily designed red cardboard box, instructions leaflet, and of course the white, plastic blister packs. All for a measly $2.56!

Seems like an excellent pharmacy by all means.

The above sentance was sarcasm, for those of you left awestruck at my seemingly incomprehensibly moronic statement.

Their prices for benzos are about the price I usually pay, just multiplied by five.

Excuse me all, it's late, it's Monday morning, I have less than six hours to sleep and no bathroom due to redecoration; so called "DIY", which ends in destruction and endless mistakes, causing the cost at the end of the work to be similar to what would have afforded a professional to simply do the job in less time without the hassle.