Aspirin, caffeine, sugar, salt, baking soda, and chocolate.

However, for the time being, they will remain in a soul-tormenting struggle over the issues of alcohol and tobacco. After all, they only eventually kill some people, and it's just impossible to find a way to get them dispensed by prescription. What's a thoughtful, concerned politico to do??!

At any rate, the important item in that stupid order was the reference to *LONG ACTING* guaifenesin-containing products. That would mean certain cough syrups, as well as Bronkaid. Those cough syrups and Bronkaid could return to the short-acting formula (once every four hours) and stay on the shelves. Blech. Ignore the elephants in the living room and go stomping after imaginary ants. . .