Hmmm, that would be a bad idea for people like me. I tend to have allergies to meds. I guess most folks that are like me would know it... but what if someone didn't know and had a reaction?

Then you'd not only look like a puffy mushroom (another thing I'm allergic to) but you wouldn't know what it was you were reacting to.

And then you'd walk into the ER and say - I licked this pill I found, and now I'm having trouble breathing. May I have a shot of epi and please ID this pill for me?

That is the day you would walk out of the ER without a note in your record saying "drug seeking."

That is the day they will put a note in your record that says dork.