Maybe the ups driver gets her pain meds online? Who knows.
P.S. On a different note Sassylady, Boston Terriers are great dogs. I breed American Pitbull Terriers and am a huge advocate for the breed. I bet you didn't know that Boston Terriers were devloped in the Boston area at the turn of the last century by breeding small stains of pitbulls with terriers. A little fact for the day.