First of all, Ember - if I replied to you the way I wanted to, I'd be thrown off this board.

On with the hilarious thread (a real issue for some of us who don't live by ourselves in an apartment stacked to the ceilings with old newspapers and an elaborate network of hamster cages, if you know what I mean).

When I was a teenager, this worked miracles for hiding things. Yeah, it takes a little time, and you'll feel silly as an adult doing it, BUT you'll NEVER have to worry about your meds bein' rooked by some scumbag visitor (or whomever).

Take the largest, most uninteresting book in your bookshelf (something you know NO ONE would ever grab for on a whim), and use a razor blade or exacto knife and cut squares of the same size from the middle of the book (save about thirty pages in front and in back if you need a lot of space); the harder you press that blade, the more pages you cut through at a time. Continue cutting out your squares until ultimately you have a nice, faux storage box... just enough room to stash a good month or two worth of meds. Simply close the horrid book and put that old whore right back on the shelf between any Irma Bomeck book and War & Peace, and sleep tight knowing "ain't no one gonna find it."