I am so very, very, very sorry for you people. I can relate. I have an 86 yo mom. She is just starting to get a little out of it. Please don't take this wrong. I know it is NOT funny when it is happening to you but these stories made my day. NOT the one about the med accusations but the medals in the girdle and the dad running off to France w/his lover. It is terribly sad and I don't want to offend anyone. Personally I would rather my mom made outlandish accusations. Instead she just gets real angry about dumb stuff and is terribly uptight about the littlest things. My little boy didn't want to sleep downstairs at her house & she had a hissy fit about it. I calmly made a bed for him beside mine. She still acted all offended by the fact that a 10 yo didn't want to sleep in a strange house (he hasn't been there since he was 4!) by himself.