What you need my friend is MOM, or "Phillip's Milk of Magnesia",
and it even comes in cherry :-)
When I first started taking pain med's, the doctor told me to take
a stole softener with them every day, but so far I haven't found
one that actually work's, BUT! MOM work's. I know where you are
and it sure isn't any fun, and I've been to the point where I had to sit
on the pot for half a day once, and use suppositories, so believe me,
taking MOM every week or less, is a lot better.

Hope it all comes out in the end for Ya!